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竞彩篮球胜分差技巧 www.obcll.tw Acopspottedawomandrivingandknittingatthesametime.Comingupbesideher,hesaid,"Pullover!" "No,"shereplied,"apairofsocks!"...[详细]

Flying near Athens

2014-11-30 13:11:59

AstheplanewasflyinglowoversomehillsnearAthens,aladyaskedthestewardess:"What‘sthatstuffonthosehills?" "Justsnow,"repliedthestewardess. "That‘swhatIthought,"saidthelady,"butthisfellowinfrontofmesaidi...[详细]

Jokes About the Elderly

2014-11-30 13:11:59

OLDELECTRICIANSneverdie,theyjustdoituntilitHz OLDELECTRICIANSneverdie,theyjustlosecontact OLDENERGIZERBUNNIESneverdie,theygoon,andon,andon... OLDENGINEERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbearings OLDENGLISHMA...[详细]

New chemical warfare

2014-11-30 13:11:59

Aninstructorinchemicalwarfareaskedsoldiersinhisclass:"Anyoneknowstheformulaforwater?" "Sure.That‘seasy,"saidoneman. "Whatisit?" "H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O." "What,what?"reaskedtheinstructor. "HtoO,"explainedth...[详细]

Distance from the accident

2014-11-30 13:11:58

Acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.Thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident. Thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches". "What?Howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistanc...[详细]

Broken engagement

2014-11-30 13:11:57

Thesoldierwasannoyedandupsetwhenhisgirlwrotebreakingofftheirengagementandaskingforherphotographback. Hewentoutandcollectedfromhisfriendsalltheunwantedphotographsofwomenthathecouldfind,bundledthemalltog...[详细]

Essay

2014-11-30 13:11:57

Teacherhadsethisclassanessayin"AGameofCricket".AftertwominutesSimonSteelhandedhispaperinandwasallowedtogohome.Hisessayread:"Rainstoppedplay."...[详细]

Charming Ending

2014-11-30 13:11:57

YoungLady:"Yournovelhasacharmingending." Author:"Whatdoyouthinkoftheopeningchapters?" YoungLady:"Ihavenotgottothemyet!"...[详细]

A special football match

2014-11-30 13:11:56

Mikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Brack,"Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream." "Whydiditmakeyoulate?"inquiredtheteacher. "Becauseneitherteamcouldwinthegame,soitlastedal...[详细]

Teacher:Whatisthepluralofman,Tom? Tom:Men. Teacher:Good.Andthepluralofchild? Tom:Twins....[详细]

Change

2014-11-30 13:11:54

Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait. Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetestsbackin.Theprofessornoticedthatoneofthestudentshadattache...[详细]

Not a dancer

2014-11-30 13:11:54

Aladywenttoapetshoptobuyaparakeet.Sheaskedtheclerkforabirdthatcouldsing.Themansoldheraparakeet,andshetookithome.There,sheexaminedthebirdandfoundoutithadabrokenleg.Shereturnedtothestorewiththebirdandtol...[详细]

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